So you've broken up. Want to know how you can be sure your ex will never want to see you again? Just try these tips to be sure NOT to get your ex back.

1. Call them at least 5 times a day.

If they block your number then just get more numbers.  You can buy disposable phones or even use your friends’ cell phones to call your ex.  Using your friends’ phones will have a double benefit – you’ll make sure you never get your ex back and you’ll also lose all your friends.

2. Let them know every day how much you miss them.

Use every available means, and communicate your message several times a day. Use all the great technology we have available now – emails and text messages are sure to infuriate them.  You can post to their Facebook pages.  You can start a My Space campaign to get everyone you know to write them.  You can even use snail mail and write them letters.  Or go even further back in time and put notes on their windshield.  This is a great way to make sure they never come back.

3. Harp constantly on one or two things they said or promises they made. 

Who says that things have to change? They said it once, so they must have meant it forever and just forgot. Constantly and frequently remind them. You will only be reminding them how good an idea it was to leave you.

4. Bother their friends.

Ask their friends every day how they are doing and see if you can find out where they are going to be. Try to go everywhere that the friends are. Most likely they will be trying to get rid of you.

5. Call your replacement.

Be sure to get in touch with their new love interest.  Let the new flame know that you are the real love and it is only a matter of time before you get your ex back. More than likely you will end up making both of them hate you and they could end up becoming closer because of the harassing you do.

6. Get in touch with their parents.

Try to become their parents’ best friend.  You’ll either get the parents to file a restraining order, too, or drive a wedge between your ex and his parents. Either way, you have given your ex more reason to hate you.

7. Try dating their best friend.

Your efforts to make them jealous may end up ruining another of their relationships. Sooner or later the best friend will realize that you are just using them and you will be alone again.

8. Harass them at work.

Call their workplace and ask about them, or ask to talk to them 5 or 6 times a day. That will be a great way to get your ex back hating you, especially if it costs them their job.

There are ways to get ex back in love with you. Get some expert advice and find out what things work.

Be careful who ask, though. If your expert has a successful, long lasting romance or are trained at giving relationship advice, then listen to them. If they have had a lot of short term relationships they may not be the best one to get help from.

Follow your heart if you want to get your ex back, but be careful what you do. Not all ways you think of to get your ex back will make them love you again.